Monday, March 30, 2009

Jacqui's Tax Advice Column

With the tax year coming to a close, TMP trusts we will all now be taking advice from our leaders, and like the Home Secretary, claiming relief for everything from kitchen sinks to porn subscriptions, as these are plainly required to help us survive our "employment" as the milch cows of the Exchequer..?

However, even TMP would draw the line at admitting to have watched Ocean's 13 once, never mind twice. Although the opening line in the trailer voiceover starts:

"what does it take to steal 500 million...?"

So perhaps he was simply researching the causes of Broon's Busted Boom...?

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