No politicians dare tell the BBC where to get off, for the obvious reason that they have carelessly allowed the BBC to gain huge influence (if not control) of the UK's cultural (and political) agenda over the past 20 years.
We appreciate a lot of worthy work went into this document (and not a few "field trips" to gather facts in war zones like Denmark) but it is at least 3x longer than it needs to be. If we have to be charitable and avoid the temptation to summarise the future of an anachronism like the BBC in a single page, then we would start with the conclusions as an executive summary and let the readers delve in for the detail. We lost the will to live around page 70... but forced ourselves...
But this is a document focused on the care and feeding of a dinosaur that is facing a slow but certain extinction at the hands of a (fascist) liberal elite that knows better than the paying customers what the paying customers want to watch and hear.
The report dutifully repeats the deferential self interest of its various "witnesses". Mandy Rice Davies would have had a field day. Excursions down memory lane are inevitable in a report on a once-indispensable national institution that has been overtaken by evolution, and has been run aground by evidently the wrong people pursuing their own personal political agendas. Would the public rather have "Jeremy the nemesis of PC Clarkson" in charge - or a well meaning but aged opera buff, Lord Hall?
The fact that the "save Jezza" vote is running at well more than 100:1 ahead of the prissy "Sack Jezza" North London media mafia and opera-loving numpties, seems to make the point rather well.
There is nowhere near enough rationalisation proposed in the report; it is another fudge, when in this period, the technology will completely outpace any decisions made at the next review, unless those doing it are VASTLY more radical than a bunch of the usual luvvies exhumed from the fossils of the Great & Good can ever envisage.
Most depressing of all is that amongst endless concern expressed for the support of the "creative industries" is that there is no reference to the priceless and shameless patronage afforded by the BBC to Twitter, Facebook, Apple, Google, Microsoft (especially Skype) etc etc.
Although that said, it is arguable that YouTube provides the crucial clues to the future reality, since that contains all the grass roots content addressing every conceivable minority interest in politics, religion, society, sport and education that the BBC with £50bn pa could not possibly create and distribute.
So maybe one answer is for a New BBC (NBBC) to provide a grown-up framework of regulation, review and recommendations for a UK devised (and owned) version of YouTube (let's call it timefree.tv for the purpose of argument) which of course allows viewers to contribute, vote and comment on absolutely everything. Just as the theatre critics used to be the real arbiters of entertainment back at the turn of the last century, so it will be again as trusted critics acquire genre followings.
Jeremy Clarkson's anointed choice of viewing will be golden for advertisers. David Beckham's sports night will have a global following and advertiser base. It will tell his faithful following what passionate blokes want to watch. Danny Cohen's coterie will hang on his personal viewing choices, and no advertisers will be in the least interested.
DCMS Committee Chairman
This "winner take all" effect of copyright does not do a lot to develop the broader creative industry.
The recent Marvin Gaye Blurred Lines music copyright case will only unleash hordes of legal trolls with software that compares sound tracks and looks for similarities. I imagine Shazzam and its sound fingerprint technology is in a perfect position to make the lives of many musicians who may have "paid inadvertent homage" very difficult.
All the savings from the ending of BBC ice age should be spent on improving universal broadband access in the UK, and getting the grisly cartel of brutish mobile service providers back in line.
And finally, please pop along and sign this magnificent petition: this is a not a vote on the vague facts of punch up case; this is a much more fundamental point that the BBC's medialand executives cost too much and listen too little.